My Name is Timmy and I'm a Milkaholic

We just took Tim to his 4 month check-up at the doctor's office, and his new stats are:

Head Circumference: 17 1/2 inches (95th percentile)

Length: 27 inches (off the chart)

Weight: 19 lbs, 9 oz. (off the chart)

Yes, that is exactly 10 pounds more than his birth weight. Yes, he has already doubled his birth weight. Yes, I find this absurd.

The Doctor told Timmy that he was on his way to breaking the record... the heaviest baby he's ever had weighed 27 pounds at 6 months. He once took care of Shaquille O'Neal's baby, and he was 24 pounds at 6 months.

Hmmm, that's some good milk you've been drinking, Timothy!