If Timmy Ruled the World:

All diaper sizes would cost the same amount...Doesn't he deserve cheap diapers like all the other 4 1/2 month old babies?

Carters would make sleep 'n plays up to 24 month size ... no more cute little themed sleepers once he grows out of size 9 months!

Infant car seats would have age limits rather than height and weight limits. We can barely lift his seat, but we're going to miss the convenience in about a month when we have to buy a bigger convertible carseat!

You would be able to eat In-n-Out and Wahoo's Fish tacos at any age. Those things constantly taunt him with their deliciousness, yet the Doc says no solid food yet.

Pants--and their belly-restricting waistbands--would always be optional.

Teleporting would be the normal way to travel, so he could see his Daddy's family and his baby friend Richie whenever he wanted.

People would only talk to him in a sing-songy, high-pitched voice. He loves that.


When I told him that he doesn't always get to make up the rules, he wasn't happy:



I guess we'll have to work up toward world domination.